Monday, October 26, 2009
Miley Cyrus you is ugly. You is ugly and yo teeth be too small. You need a gum transplant bitch. Shit. Did your cousin, oh wait I mean mom, drink too much when she was pregnant with your dumb ass? Hello, I would like an order of mouth, light on the teeth, heavy on the gums. Besides the fact that you look worse than Sarah Jessica Parker without makeup, you are just awful at life. You can't sing, you can't act. The fact that you sell more records than infinitely more talented people solidifies the fact that...... you have gots to go. What has 20,000 legs, 20,000 arms, 10,000 heads and an average IQ of 23?...10,000 people at a Miley Cyrus concert.
Bitch Has Gots To Go.