Even Though I Has Diabeetus, Diabeetus Don't Has ME.

Shush gurl, shut yo lips. Yeah that's right. Shut it. I have somethin' to say about Diabetes....also known as the 'betes, the diabeetus, and "The disease that every person in North Philadelphia will get and end up being a patient at LaSalle Hospital where Erica Lehman will clean yo diabetic toes and or lack thereof (toes)." Now, I do not officially have diabetus, but I am self-diagnosed and all I have to say is diabeetus, YOU HAVE GOTS TO GO. I am sick and tired of being tired after I eat, sweatin' all of the damnnn time and angry. My blood sugas be outta control fo serious. As I now have 'betes, I will be the new face of diabeetus. First I will replace Wilford Brimley's where I will pimp the shit out of LIbery Medical. See below, and pretend that the big fat old man is in fact a big fat me.....



Next I will organize a diabeetus dance-off. This will take place in tha streets of Philadelphia where I will challenge anyone to show me what dey gots, cause even though I has diabeetus, diabeetus don't has me! See the video to watch a sneak peakaboo. P.S. I come in at 12 seconds with the black tie on....



All In All, Diabeetus, YOU HAVE GOTS TO GO!